im so pissed off. me, brianna, and nicki have been planning to go to the juliana theory/something corporate concert for like ever. and my tickets i bought just came in. and guess what...im not allowd to go anymore. im so pissed off, its not fair at all.

HAHAHA not really!

You Are An Navel Piercing

Cute, trendy, and in kick ass shape.

You're usually the first one to offer up body shots.

Everyone fantasizes about where your other piercings might be.

You are a total tease and proud of your killer abs.



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it is way to early. but i hafta go to a stupid detention, cuz i was like one sec late to class. I HATE MS. ARNOLD! grr. welp today is valentines day, or as brianna likes to call it "Single awareness day" yup i have a feeling today is REALLY gonna suck, but tonight me and bri are going to get her dress for the dance yay. well im gonna go get pretty for school, not sure why i get pretty for school but thats ok!

happy courtney?

COLORS: Red
MOVIES: the smokers, ghostclub, road trip
BANDS: Bright eyes, The Ataris, The Juliana Theory, Hot Hot Heat, Cursive, etc...
TV SHOWS: Gilmore Girls, Being Eve
DAY OF THA WEEK: Saturday
HOLIDAY: Christmas
FRIENDS: melissa, brianna, lindsey, nicki, and christine...those are my really good ones..
WEBPAGE: ummm i forgot the link
ARTIST: me
AUTHOR: paul feig
SHOE BRAND: umm...i dont care
CONCERT VENUE: Deep Ellum Live
BEACHES: any of them

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APPEARANCE
HAIR: naturally dark brown, at the moment light brown
EYES: green
HEIGHT: 5'5"
STYLE
clothing: i like cute clothes lol
music: emo/indie mostly
make up: lots of black clinique eyeliner, covergirl powder, smashbox blush, nars and tony and tina eyeshawdow, lancome lip gloss, sometimes glitter
bodyart: none
RIGHT NOW
wearing: jeans, and a puple tank top
listening to: sublime
thinking of: how much my stomach hurts
LAST THING YOU
bought: a rose
ate & drank: fried rice and diet coke
read: stoner and spaz
watched on tv: daria
EITHER / OR
club or houseparty: houseparty..
tea or coffee: COFFEEE *drools*
achiever or slacker: both
beer or cider: neither
drinks or shots: neither
cats or dogs: cats
single or taken: single
pen or pencil: PEN PEN PENNNN!
gloves or mittens: mitteeennnssss :) lol
food or candy: depends..
cassette or cd: cd (duh)
coke or pepsi: diet pepsi twist
hard or mild alcohol: neither
matches or a lighter: matches
sunset beach or the bold and the beautiful: what? LOL
Rickie lake or oprah winfrey: OPRAH OPRAH!
WHO DO YOU WANT TO
kill: ms. arnold
hear from: tosh townend
get really wasted with: ehh...
look like: a victoria secret model
be like: a famous hardcore singer
avoid: Amber & Kim
LAST PERSON YOU...AND WHEN?
touched: umm i dont know
talked to: in person? my mom
hugged: kevin poe
instant messaged: Josh Kouser
kissed: umm..im not sure
who broke your heart: michael...but he doesnt matter
WHERE DO YOU
eat: where ever
dance: i dont dance im too white lOl
cry: my bed
HAVE YOU EVER
Dated one of your best friends?well duh
Loved somebody so much it makes you cry? totally
Drank alcohol? no
Done drugs?no
Broken the law? yeah..lol
Ran away from home? once...when i was like 5, but no1 noticed
Broken a bone? nahhh
Cheated on a test? well all the time
Skinny dipped?no
Played Truth Or Dare? yup
Flashed someone? nooooooo..
Mooned Someone? nooooo...
Kissed someone you didn't know? hahaha...YEAH!
Been on a talk show/game show? nope
Been in a fight? yesssah
Ridden in a fire truck? uh-huh
Been on a plane?yeah
Come close to dying? many times
Cheated on your Boy/Girlfriend? yeah
Gave someone a piggy back/shoulder ride? yes
Eaten a worm/mud pie? noo
Swam in the ocean? yes
Had a nightmare/dream that made you wake up? all the time
WHAT IS
The most embarrassing CD in your collection? Spice Girls...and i still know like all the songs LOL
Your bedroom like? pink
Your favorite thing for breakfast? cold pizza
Your favorite thing for lunch? cold pizza
Your favorite thing for dinner? cold pizza
Your favorite Restaurant? PF Changs or Coffee Haus
ARE YOU
A Vegetarian?: nope
A Good Student?: kinda
Good At Sports?: not really
wakeboarding/snowboarding...ect?:im about to learn snowboading, and i can boogie board WHOOT WHOOT!
A Good Singer?: not at all
A good Actor/Actress? not really
A deep sleeper?: yeah totally LOL
A Good Dancer?:NOO
Shy?: only around people who intimadate me
Outgoing?: yes yes
A good storyteller?: not at all
Last words?: its hard to look in the mirror when everyone is everything you'd rather be

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Name 4 Bad Habits U Have: 1. Biting my nails (yuckkkk) 2. talking a lot 3. blowing off things till the last minute 4. chewing gum constantly
4 Things You Wish U Had: 1. The love of my life 2. A nicer figure 3. A job 4. My own Loft
Name 4 Scents You Love: 1. the smell of a concert, i know its weird2. roses 3. chrome colongue 4. what it smells like when its cold
4 People That Know U the Best: 1. Brianna 2. Nicki 3. My Mom 4. Christine, at least i use too, entil grant stole her away from her friends
4 Things You'd Never Wear: 1. tie-dye shit 2. Anything WWJD 3. hot topic gothic shit4. gross shit that teachers wear
4 Things U R Thinking About Now: 1. How lonely I am but happy at the same time 2. cant wait till next weekend3. im so full 4. When will people NOT fuck me over?
4 Things That U Have Done Today: 1. school2. got a detention3. went out to eat with family4. blown off homework
Name the Last 4 Things U Have Bought: 1. a dress for the dance2. shoes for the dance 3. purse for the dance 4. black eyeliner
4 People U Would Like 2 Spend More Time With: 1. Tosh Townend 2. Nicki 3. Christine 4. eric :) lol
4 Bands/Groups Most People Don't Know U Like: 1. Hot Hot Heat 2.Ben Kweeler 3. 4. Le Tigre
4 Drinks U Regularly Drink: 1. Diet Pepsi Twist 2. Coffee 3. Water4.Diet Coke

you know itss soooo truueee...
***

You come from Heaven. You're the purest of pure, a
saint. You're probably an angel sent directly
from Heaven.


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congrats!! you are mostly a lush indie fuck that
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becuase your the only indie fuck that comes
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and also listenin to shitty music but the drugs
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yay im gonna start writing in my blog again! YAY! lol. i know you are all so happy.
anyways...last night, me and nikki went to the movies. yay. and we saw final destination 2, it was so freaky but totally awesome.but, like when we walked in this guy sitting in front of us kept turning around looking at us and we were like wtf. then we look over and hes asleep it was so funny. lol. then after the movie me and nikki were hangin around look at all the cute guys and this one guy with the coolest jacket on walks by and i go "Nikki say sumtin to him i want to know where he got his jacket" and she goes "hey dude" and he just keeps walking and she goes "oh shit walk away tiffany" and i just stand there cracking up. then like later he comes and talks to us and he was soo cool/goofy. we thought he was goin to be totally stuck up and stuff. we talked to him for awhile and left.
anyways...for all u people that want to know what happened last weekened on the dart rail with me, brianna, and melissa here is the story:
well, we were all at the station talking and stuff and the dart train thingy pulls up, i wasnt sure if it was the right one so i was like yall wait for me to check if this is the right one. Well, of course brianna just gets on the train and me and melissa arent on. and all of a sudden the doors shut and the train starts to leave me and melissa were like oh shit and brianna was screaming and banging on the window. it was funny at the beginning and me and melissa were just CRACKING UP! but then we realized what if bri doesn't get off at the right spot and we cant find her. i was like "i feel like my lil kid is lost" lol. so, me and melissa get on the next train behind the one bri is on. well it turns out bri is smarter than we thought she was cuz she got off at the right stop cuz she asked someone where it was. and me and melissa pull up to mockingbird station and there is brianna sitting there looking all scared and sad like she is about to cry. and all me and melissa can do is laugh...lol...u so had to be there...

YOUR SO EMO...:sigh: your an emotional person and
your friends suck, music helps you deal with
that.


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\\CURRENTLY//
*favorite guy: tosh townend LOL
*favorite band: Bright eyes, juliana theory, and the ataris
*favorite song: goodnight starlight, the juliana theory
*last book i read: Gingerbread
*last person i talked to and what i said: "yall are dorks" to justin and paul
*last thing i bought: i bought lettuce wrap thingys at lunch
*who i have a crush on: eh no comment
*a random fact about me: i need more sleep, i have horrible dark circles under my eyes :(

whoops, havent written in a while. my bad... LOL. at the moment im sitting in bio. suppose to be taking notes, but suprise suprise im not. anyways, justing keeps trying to get me to do the extra stuff for our group, haha he can dream on!!! lalala...anyways. nothing much exciting has been happening in my life, exept im very upset at the moment cuz it wont let me listen to any good music on this computer, its all blocked, im suprised blogger isnt blocked. yup, well i really like this guy, and im not quite sure if he likes me, its all very confusing. lalalalalalalalalala....im sooo bored and tired and these girls behind me are eating their lipgloss..hmm. LOL. anyways, did i mention im bored? and in art we are doing perspective drawing and i suck SOOO much at it :( rawr. its so frustrating. la, im sore. cuz in PE (yes i know im a dork in PE) we had to go to the weight room and do squats with this weight thingy, it sucked. i tried to explin to the coach that i cant do that stuff and he wasnt impressed. LOL. lalalalala... ok well im going to go do my work now...

lala...me and brianna are chilling like cool people at the moment, cuz we are so cool. lol. last nite me, brianna, and melissa road the dart rail down to mocking bird station and shopped down there for awhile, and then went and saw my big fat greek wedding at Angelika Theatre. it was really good! :) it was sweet. we had fun and we were acting like total dorks outside of starbucks yay.

**me and nicole's convo before school**
StarEyedForever: yo yo yo!
xMonkieFreakx: yoo
xMonkieFreakx: foo
StarEyedForever: what up my homie g DAWWGGGG!
xMonkieFreakx: nmuu
StarEyedForever: its pretty crunk um in HEEERRRR!
StarEyedForever: *up
xMonkieFreakx: lol
xMonkieFreakx: um in here
xMonkieFreakx: lol
StarEyedForever: dont make fun of me im a GANNNGGSTAAAA
xMonkieFreakx: my ass could kill u Tiff
xMonkieFreakx: lol
xMonkieFreakx: ..dont ask, 1st thing came to my head..
StarEyedForever: dont make me bust a cap
xMonkieFreakx: lol
StarEyedForever: up in HEERRRR!
xMonkieFreakx: oh no!
StarEyedForever: im a GANNNSTAAAA!
StarEyedForever: *gangsta
StarEyedForever: a gangsta that cant spell
xMonkieFreakx: lol

lalala...

***me and brianna convo before school***
StarEyedForever: ur phsycic? whats ion my future?
StarEyedForever: lol
FoxxieBri: GUYS
FoxxieBri: ull get married..
FoxxieBri: and u wont stay faithful..
StarEyedForever: lol
FoxxieBri: cuz tosh will offer u his love and his hott bod ferever
FoxxieBri: lets see..
FoxxieBri: today..
StarEyedForever: lol
FoxxieBri: ull see some hott guys
FoxxieBri: in ur pe class
FoxxieBri: lol
StarEyedForever: and...
FoxxieBri: *WHAT CAN I SAY..IMMA PHSYCIC!*
FoxxieBri: lol
StarEyedForever: lol
FoxxieBri: and they say..
FoxxieBri: "i love u tiff..
FoxxieBri: please..
FoxxieBri: touch my hiney..
FoxxieBri: fondle my boobies..
StarEyedForever: :-) ohhh and i will, i will!
FoxxieBri: and make out with me!"
FoxxieBri: u guys will get suspended..
FoxxieBri: for pda
FoxxieBri: lol
StarEyedForever: then
StarEyedForever: while im suspended
StarEyedForever: he will come over
StarEyedForever: and we will have more PDA!
StarEyedForever: wait...
StarEyedForever: if its private its not PDA!
StarEyedForever: YAYY!
FoxxieBri: HAHAHHA
FoxxieBri: u loser
StarEyedForever: NO! im a winner? :-)
StarEyedForever: whoops no question mark
StarEyedForever: that wasnt a question
FoxxieBri: yeahhh
StarEyedForever: THAT WAS A FACT!
FoxxieBri: lol
FoxxieBri: hello..
FoxxieBri: opinion!
FoxxieBri: is ^that^ how u spell it?
StarEyedForever: no FACT!
StarEyedForever: haha yes
FoxxieBri: opinon
FoxxieBri: onion
StarEyedForever: FACT
FoxxieBri: its an onion OK?!?!?!
FoxxieBri: lol
StarEyedForever: onion?
StarEyedForever: NO ITS A TOMATO!
FoxxieBri: NUH UH
FoxxieBri: ITS A KEWL BEAN!
FoxxieBri: lol
StarEyedForever: yeah since im suck a "kewl bean"
FoxxieBri: yeah u r!
FoxxieBri: ;-)
FoxxieBri: lol
FoxxieBri: im confused
FoxxieBri: hahah
StarEyedForever: i know...thats why im so cool...and thats why u hang out with me
StarEyedForever: so u can look so cool
FoxxieBri: oo yessssssss
FoxxieBri: well..
FoxxieBri: wel..
FoxxieBri: u wouldnt look BLONDE WITHOUT ME!
FoxxieBri: ha ha
FoxxieBri: i bet ur sorry now
FoxxieBri: see
FoxxieBri: in the end..
StarEyedForever: lol
FoxxieBri: I AM THE COOL ONE
StarEyedForever: nope
StarEyedForever: ur the blonde one
StarEyedForever: im the cool 1
FoxxieBri: well..
FoxxieBri: i make u look cool
FoxxieBri: cuz tey look @ me..
FoxxieBri: and say..
FoxxieBri: shes blonde
FoxxieBri: ..
StarEyedForever: ...
StarEyedForever: nope
FoxxieBri: SO THEY SAY
StarEyedForever: i have an aura of coolness
FoxxieBri: "OOO THE OTHER MUST BE THE COOL ONE!"
FoxxieBri: "EVERYONE KNOWS BLONDES CANT BE BLONDE AND COOL!"
FoxxieBri: lol
StarEyedForever: hahahe
FoxxieBri: "EVERYONE KNOWS BLONDES CANT BE BLONDE AND COOL!"
FoxxieBri: lol
StarEyedForever: lol!!!
FoxxieBri: ahhh
FoxxieBri: ive learned..
FoxxieBri: from past experience..
StarEyedForever: u notice...
StarEyedForever: cool kids have DYED their hair blonde
StarEyedForever: so ur theory is true
(****we are losers****

ehh...im about to go to school. im so tired. sooo sooo tired. :(

lalala...sitting here listening to juliana theory. went and saw catch me if you can today. it was REALLLY good! there was one part where that dad says to frank "do u have a good lawyer?" and frank (the con-artst) goes "well i sorta am i lawyer now". it was really funny. at least i thought so, no 1 else laughed. but see what was funny about that was the fact that frank was jsut faking as a lawyer, and a docter, and a pilot lol. anyways im really mad right now cuz i missed the simple plan and the used concerts. gr.. yeah but the break has been fun and im totally upset that i hafta go back to school tomarrow :(

im sitting here listening to bright eyes, their music makes me depressed lol. anyways went to the movies with nikki and evan earlier, we saw hot chick. it was actually pretty funny. anyways...today i got a mole removed and now my arm is bleeding and hurts like crap :( i miss my mole lol. anyways, new years eve was fun. me and brianna went to benihaunas then went and picked up christine then we went to albertsons bought a whole lotta confetti and poppers and cookie dough. went home and then jimmy and patrick (really hot) came over and we just hung out for awhile and at midnight went out side and threw confetti everywhere :). then the guys left but then came back later and we were talking to them through my window lol. it was "interesting". and me, bri, and bean hung out in my room and acted like our weird selves. me and bean went to bed at 5 and bri went to bed at 8. we were so dead lol. then the next mourning we went over to nathans, then went over to tylers, then went to blakes. then me, bri, nathan, and tyler went to albertsons and then we came to my house and swam and bean came back over and we all hung out. then went to the movies later with blake and cory. and now bri and cory are dating (yay). it was all much much fun. but, im sure no1 cares lol

...

poo

...

I got this survey from nathan...

What posters do u have in your room? um a blink 182 1, a bunch of corey duffel skateboarding ones a few other skateboarding ones, a bunch of posters of random hot guys that r half naked, 2 paul frank posters, an element poster, a collinwood movie poster, a rufio poster, an autopilot off poster, a sum 41, a sugar ray poster, a few posters of random local bands..etc..
Can you sing? no way :)

What is your favorate color of Post-it-Note? i like the hot pink 1's with hello kitty on them :)

How many cassette tapes do you own? maybe like 1 or 2

How many CDs do you own? about 30 sumtin

Ever bought a CD for just one song? yeah, lol

Have you ever lied to get off the phone? Yes, all the time :)

Have you ever written a survey? yup

How about a song? twice, but it was for band class...im not so good with that kinda stuff

Or maybe a poem? From time to time.

Are you addicted to Napster? No. Kazaa is my true love -drools-

Ever been in an airplane? yes

If so where were you flying to? um a lot of places

What color are your shoes? i have a lot..lets ee i have my black and grey CDs, my white and silver vans, my off white chucks, my black high heeled shoes, my brown doc martins, my new balance tennis shoes...etc...etc...etc...

Describe your bedroom - um it has pink walls and the curtains and sheets are tommy hilfiger and they r pink with red flowers, then a denim bedspred, then i have a BUNCH of stuff all over the walls. and i have a pink hello kitty tv, um a bunch of stuff animals thrown on teh floor, my vanity, my dresser which has pink feather boa on it and phone #s written all voer the mirror, then my computer on my desk...my room is very cluttered :)

Would you ever shave someone else's head? yeah, i've done it

Name your favorite type of music: emo

Are you a vegetarian? cant give up the chicken

How about an aspiring actor/actress? sure why not?

What famous person dead or alive would you interview if you had the chance? um...james dean -drools-

What movies do you have almost all the lines memorized to? road trip and waynes world :)

current mood: tired, hungrey, bored, sad, confused

current music: my favorite bands at the moment are: the ataris, the juliana theory, bright eyes

current taste: ice cream :)

current hair: well right now its in a low ponytail and all bed headish, cuz i just rolled outta bed this mourning and got on the comp

current dress: i have on blue pj pants and a navy blue shirt

current annoyance: people who whine about punk wannabes and people who are way 2 caught up in labels

current smell: i smell...flowers...my room smells like flowers..hmm

current longing: to have the person i love

current game: um, i like the emo game and sissy fight

current thing "I ought to be doing": gettin dressed...but im 2 lazy

current windows open: aim, internet explorer, emo game, palace, and i-visit, and kazaa

current desktop picture: the juliana theory desktop

current favorite solo musical artist: um, ryan cabrera

current favorite group: the ataris, the juliana theory, and bright eyes

current book: "you dont know me" by david class (very good)

current CDs in stereo: the ataris, mest, and a burned cd

current refreshment: diet pepsi twist

current worry: that me and michael will never be the same (wow i hope he isnt reading this)

current crush: michael, tosh townend, um ashton kutcher, eric

current favorite celeb: tosh townend, ashton kutcher

current hate: um...dogs...and certain annoying people

*Today have I....*

smiled? yes

laughed? yes

bought something? yup

danced? nope

were sarcastic? yes

talked to an ex? Yes.

watched your favorite movie? No.

*A last time for everything*

last book you read: you dont know me -david klass

last movie you saw: um...about mr schmidt

last song you heard: ray -the ataris

last time you showered: Last night.

last thing you ate: ice cream

*Do you....*

smoke? Not even once.

do drugs? Not even once

drink? Not even once.

sleep with stuffed animals? nope

live in the moment? yup

have a dream that keeps coming back? yes

play an instrument? i use to play bass clarinet lol

believe there is life on other planets? Sure do.

remember your first love? yes

still love him/her? yes..i am...sadly

read the newspaper? Sometimes.

have any gay or lesbian friends? yes

believe in miracles? no...well if i see 1 i wud

believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? yes...maybe...maybe not ? i dunno, depends on the person

consider yourself tolerant of others? Yes, sometimes

consider love a mistake? no...not as all

have a favorite candy? godiva chocolates

believe in astrology? No, but I read my horoscope anyway.

believe in magic? No.

believe in God? sometimes

go to church? sometimes

do well in school? Sometimes.

go to or plan to go to college? Yeah.

have any piercings? my ears...i wish i had more :(

bleh..

::CURRENTLY::
X.Favorite guy: tosh townened :)
X.Best Friend: Christine
X.Mood: tired and annoyed...just woke up and i have the hampster song stuck in my head..
X.Favorite Band: Ataris
X.Favorite Song: goodnight starlight, the juliana theory
X. Looking Forward To: going skiing
X.What i'm doing: sitting here wishing i was going back to sleep...
X. Favorite Brand: Paul Frank and urban outfitters
X. newest nick name: um? the same ones as always, tiff, tippy, tipster, grimey, grimster, anything u can think of...
X. Favorite TV show: even stevens :) lol
X. Things that annoy me: When sum1 just won't listen, dumb people...

ok, wow...lately i have been having the WEIRDEST dreams. ok here is the one i had last nite:
-i was sitting in my room on my bed when i heard like this "help help" and it was comin from my bathroom. then like i look in there and sum1 goes "look behind the door" so i did and there was a wet little girl standing there, but she was like purpleish. and she goes hi and i was like "omg r u a ghost" and she goes "yes, please take care of me" then hugged me. then i woke up...it was sooo WEIRD!
-another dream i had last night was me, christine, and melissa were like running around EVERYWHER trying to find a formal dress to wear to go sumwhere and like everyone we wud find wud magically get ruined outta nowhere...hmm..
-then 2 nites ago i had this dream and like michael, ashton kutcher, tosh townend were in it. and like 1st it was me and michael sitting in a boat in the middle of the ocean and like there was nothing around and we were just sitting there looking at eachother and like his mouth was stiched up with black string (ew) and then all of a sudden me and ashton kutcher were standing in the middle of like new york city and people were walking all around us but me and him were just stitting therelooking at eachother and his mouth was stiched up 2, then me and tosh townened were stanind on a road out in the middle of nowhere and like we were just lookin at eachother and his mouth was stiched up 2. it was A REALLY WEIRD dream lol. but me and my mom tryed to figure out what it ment and this is our conclusion: that since it was 3 guys i find attractive i like to look at guys but since their mouths were stiched up i wish guys jsut wudn't talk and keep their mouth shut. well that is true :)

bleh...

You're AIM, probably the most popular instant messenger out there. The bad thing is that you're run by a bunch of corporate assholes, but what isn't nowadays?

Just stuffed full of surprises. No one ever knows what you're going to do next. The greatest mystery to you is, naturally, "how do they get the caramel in the Caramilk bars?"

Which Rainbow Brite kid are you? By Growing.

it seems like i dont even write in her anymore, i just take quizzes...lol

i hate dr pepper

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Youre really emo. you enjoy crying along with your favorite songs. youve probibaly got a bright eyes button on your messenger bag. but thats not a bad thing.
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what???



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sooo true

**um no...i dont think so...

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I WAS A SWEET CHILD
you're parents were lucky with you. you're sweet.
innocent. helpful. and cute.
what kind of child were you?
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I am Rapunzel!

Find your fairy tale character at kelly.moranweb.com.

I'm exceptionally artistic!

Find your soul type at kelly.moranweb.com.

**i took a quiz and this is what they told me i am like...lol..***
Virtues: You look for immense creativity and individuality in people, including yourself. You're not happy with anything less than brilliant, and you focus on being expressive. You value energy, liveliness, and upbeat personalities, but you're not supportive of moodiness when you yourself can be unreliably moody. Seeking activity, you like the bustle of business but need the secluded atmosphere of a studio or private corner.

Aspirations: You feel the need to express your talents, whether it be through writing, drawing, singing, dancing, composing, performing, or photographing. While you strive to ever improve your work, you want to display it as soon as possible when your impatience kicks in. You want to be a prodigy but you might not have the means right at your fingertips. Trust me, do NOT move to New York to do it. Yeesh!

Quirks: Conformists bother you because of their lack of individuality. You're often late or unreliable. You're showy and refuse to share the spotlight. You only tell little white lies. You worm your way into the hearts of others, but be careful; some people despise the show-offs.

Factors: Surround yourself with activity and you'll always have material to work with. Involve friends and family in your projects so they don't feel like envious outsiders.

Future: Show business or not, you'll settle down happily if you're among those who appreciate your natural talents and desire to perform. Don't stay in one place too long, and don't be too hasty in defining your relationships. Who are you to judge what only time will tell?

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omg the grossest thing EVER just happend. well my mom bought some drain-o for her shower cuz it's all clogged up. well when she took up the lil silver thing she looked down and goes "i cud probally just pull the stuff up" and she pulls on this piece of stuff sticking up and out comes a foot long and 3 inches wide piece of crud (made up of hair, bath stuff, etc) it was so disgusting...lol...

***no im not :(***

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i've spent almost all $260 of my xmas money...i only have $30 left...poo.
here is what i have bought:
-jeans
-eyeshadow
-black eyeliner
-a coach purse
-me and christine pretsels (did i spell that rite?) at the movies
-this stuff by urban decay, its like a powder that u put on and its sparkly but if sum1 licks it or kisses it it taste like cake...hehehe...
-and thats about it....

just got back from the movies...hahaha it was so much fun in the ride home...me christine and brianna were laughing SOOO HARD! it all started cuz i go "i do do it" and they started laughing (get it, i doo doo?) anyways...then we laughed about everything...it was fun. lol.

what kitchen utensil are YOU?

yay for me. i passed every course this semester! YAYYYY!

YAYYYYY! the day after xmas shopping... its gonna be so crowded but i have this weird feel that i HAVE TO spend my money RIGHHHTT NOW! muahahh!

it's the day after christmas and i'm very tired...anyways...here is what i got:
-A Dell computer (but i thought that hot guy from the commercials was suppose to come with it?)
-vans
-DC's
-makeup
-lancome Juice bar lip gloss (it was like a set of 7 lip glosses, one for each day of the week! haha)
-a bunch of clothes -gift certificates to Nordstroms and Fast Forward
-paul frank panties (hehehe)
-a tampon case! hahaha!
-the Ataris and Mest Cd's
-lots of candy
-$250
and a few other random things....

bleh

You Are a Drama Queen!

You are a Drama Queen.


Make up to break up. Break up to make up.


Isn't that the story of your life?


Your lovers may call you "fiery" when it's going good.


And you've probably been called "psycho" just for sending a boyfriend 10 emails in a day.


You're not psycho - you just *feel* intensely!

What Kind of Queen Are *You*?

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laalalala....i think i may need to go put my glasses on. i think my lazy eye is gettin worse! wudn't that suck if i like went blind...? hmm..ah my eyes are like watering. bleh.

yay...i love this man...he may look stoned ALL THE TIME. but thats ok...



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You Are An Intense Kisser!

Deep tounging, nibbling, and locking lips for hours are on your agenda.

You've been known to wear lovers out with your kiss,

before getting to anything else on the menu.

And given that you kiss so well... imagine how you do everything else.



How Do *You* Kiss?

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WHO DO YOU LIKE: well...michael sandlin...still....but eric is very cute...
WHO LIKES YOU: i dunno, but def not the person i wish did. :/
WHAT ANNOYS YOU: um...about everything...
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO: i want to go...uh...i dunno...
WHO IS 1 PERSON YOU NEVER GET SICK OF: michael sandlin...exept when he is being the way he is.
WHO IS 1 PERSON YOU WOULD MARRY TOMORROW: michael. as much as he doesnt want to hear it and that wud be scary lol
DO YOU SLEEP ON YOUR BACK, BELLY OR SIDE: depends
WHAT WOULD YOU TAKE IF YOU WERE STUCK ON A DESERT ISLAND: my computer and an everylasting supply of internet/comuter power lol
WHO WOULD YOU TAKE: michael -wink wink-
DO YOU LIKE WATER: yesss
WHAT PLACE ARE YOU LIKE A KID IN A CANDY STORE: a candy store? no jk...um almost newhere where i like to shop.
IF YOU COULD KISS 1 PERSON BEFORE YOU DIE WHO WOULD IT BE: Ashton Kutcher, Tosh Townend
WHAT'S THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO ON A DATE: there are a lot of things i cud name
IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU...
01. CRIED: yes
02. BOUGHT SOMETHING: yes...xmas presents for friends
03: GOTTEN SICK: no
04: SANG: yup...i just sang goodnight starlight by juliana theory
05. EATEN: yeah
06. BEEN KISSED: um on the cheek
07. FELT STUPID: all the time
08. MET SOMEONE NEW: yeah, actually i met this guy named justin after school
09. MOVED ON: nope...
10. TALK TO AN EX: yeah...quite a few
11. MISSED AN EX: yes
12. TALKED TO SOMEONE: yes

i don't think eric knows i exist. lol. hes sooo cute...bleh!

"Humans, by their animalistic nature, have a need to belong to a larger group. Don't try & argue with me. It's the truth, & you know it. Even kids who proclaim themselves to be outcasts from the evil that is society hang out with other outcasts from the evil that is society. They'll never admit it, but they have their own section of the high school cafeteria. It's the back corner. Am I being stereotypical? You bet I am! " i got that from this cool webpage, i forget the address. see you stupid people, u know who u r. I keep telling yall to quit calling people posers and crap cuz in reality yall follow a "trend" in a way.

but i did see eric 2day! yay

i just finished my intro to business exam, bleh that 1 was harder than my algebra exam! why am i in intro to business? it's such a hard elective...bleh...exam week sucks..

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WHSBaseball569: u too high class for a negro like me

**the funny thing is, he is white** lol

i think this is one of the funniest things i've ever read (guys please don't take these things seriously!)
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How to be a Man

(100 ways to keep your Testosterone flowing)

1.Don't call, ever.
2.If you don't like a girl, don't tell her. It's more fun to let her figure it out by herself.
3.Lie.
4.Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and unoriginal, such as "Spike".
5.If you lose something that belongs to someone else, tell them you mailed it to them.
6.Here's a good pickup line: "My girlfriend's pregnant, will you go out with me?"
7.Drink Vernors.
8.Play with yourself. Talk about it.
9.Be as ambiguous as possible. If you don't want to answer, a nice grunt will do.
10.Always remember: You are a man. Therefore, no matter what, it isn't your fault.
11.Lie.
12.Girls find it attractive if a man has had more women than baths.
13.Never ask for help. Even if you really, really need help -- don't ask.
People will think you have no penis.
14.Women like it when you ignore them. It arouses them.
15.Vanity is the most important trait for a man to have. Whenever you pass a reflective surface, check your hair, clothing, etc.
16.If you don't like a girl, but can't think of a good enough reason why, just come up with trite, meaningless explanations like, "I don't know, I just don't like her personality."
17.If, God forbid, you have to talk to a girl on the phone, use only monosyllabic words and noises. Bodily noises are permissible.
18.Two words:Hack and spit.
19.Everyone finds a man more attractive if he can write his name in urine.
20.One sure way to make a girl like you is to go after her best friend. She will then see what she's missing and love you for not giving up on her.
21.Tell her you will call. Then, refer back to rule #1.
22.Say things like "Wha...?"
23.Don't wear matching clothes. People will think your girlfriend picked them out, and it will cramp your style picking up chicks.
24.Lie.
25.Deny everthing. Everything.
26.Good break up line, "It's not you, it's me."
27.If you like a girl, tell all your female friends about her. Because if any of your female friends like you, they'll really want to know.
28.Don't have a clue.
29.If you get a clue, pretend you didn't and disregard it.
30.No means yes.
31.Yes means no.
32.If you don't get sex whenever you want, your balls will shrivel. Enforce this rule at all times.
33.If anyone asks, you have had sex in all possible positions and locations. Improvise.
34.Much like an orgasm signifies the end of a sexual peak, sex often signifies the end of a relationship.
35.Feelings? What feelings?
36.Tell this to your girl before you have sex: "Don't worry. If you don't have an orgasm, you won't get pregnant."
37.Life is one big competition. If someone is better than you at anything, either pretend it's not true or kick some ass.
38.Gays are an unacceptable part of our society. Take it upon yourself to personally eradicate all of them from the planet.
39.Do not make decisions about relationships. If you are backed into a corner and must make a decision, stall. If you still must come up with an answer, leave yourself a loophole for escape. Example:
Question: "Honey, will you take me out for a romantic dinner?"
Answer: "Yes, if you can guess how many sperm I produce each day."
40.Every sentence that anyone says can be contorted to have sexual meaning. Do so.
41.At any given opportunity, point out how things look like various genitalia. If, by chance, you have Play-Doh, make sure you make an exact replica of your penis. Measure to make sure it's right.
42.Lie.
43."Love" is not in your vocabulary. don't even think about saying it.
44.A general rule: If whatever you're doing does not satisfy you completely in 5 minutes, it's really not worth it.
45.Diss your girlfirend. Beg and plead until you get her back. Diss her again. Repeat cycle.
46.Lie.
47.Always apologize. Never mean it.
48.If you hurt someone, pretend you care. Don't.
49.Try to have a good memory, but it's OK if you forget trivial things. You know, like your girlfriend's birthday and eye color.
50.Ignorance solves problems. If you can't see them, they can't see you.
51.It is never your duty to take responsibility for your actions.
52.Create new words and phrases to describe genitalia, sex, semen, etc.
53.Complain about not getting any mail. When people finally feel sorry for you and send you mail, ignore it and continue complaining.
54.Lie.
55.Play with your food only if you are in a public place with people you don't know.
56.Play with your penis only if you are in a public place with people you don't know.
57.If people express extreme disgust at whatever you are doing, don't stop! This is the desired reaction.
58.You are not a virgin. Ever. Males are born without virginity.
59.You are male, therefore you are superior.
60.Agenda for a boring evening: Get beer. Drink beer. Play with yourself. Have sex. Drink more beer. Pass out.
61.Females do not care what you do to them as long as they get to please you.
62.Don't ever notice anything.
63.If you're going out with someone but you love someone else, don't say anything. Wait until the girl you are going out with falls in love with
you, and then tell her.
64.Basic fundamental rule of dating: Quantity, not quality.
65.Basic fundamental rule of sex: Quantity is quality.
66.Lie.
67.If you cheat on a girl, but no one finds out, then technically you've done nothing wrong.
68.Crying is not manly. Then again, if you are a man, what do you have to cry about, anyway?
69.If the question begins with "why", the answer is "I don't know."
70.Women are your napkins. Use them, and throw them away.
71.Remember, Every virgin girl is saving herself for you.
72.If you ever find yourself in a position where you have been proven wrong, blame others. Come up with creative and believable excuses why they
are at fault, not you.
73.Don't ever let anyone say "I told you so." If you hear this phrase and it didn't come out of your mouth, go ballistic.
74.If your woman makes you go shopping with her, drive around until a parking spot right near the door opens up. If this takes hours, so be it. You will have the coveted "door spot" and others will worship your skills.
75.Keep track of how many seconds in your life you have thought about sex. Compare with others.
76.Other people's pain is strictly for your amusement. Laugh long and loud.
77.Lie.
78.General Rule: Different is bad.
79.If anyone asks you for a favour: a) make a big deal about how hard it is
for you to do it, b) remind them of this huge favour you've done for them at least every 5 minutes for the rest of their life.
80.Each penny you save will be worth at least a dollar in the long run.
81.If you do something really mean to a girl, and she doesn't want to talk to you, pretend nothing happened. If she still doesn't talk to you, casually ask, "Is something wrong?"
82.Three words: "Let's be friends." Translation: I never want to speak to you again, but it's bad for my nice-guy image if you are mad at me, so I'll
pretend I want to be your friend.
83.Lie.
84.If you're on a date, and there is a lull in the conversation, tell the girl how many different dorms you've been laid in.
85.When you tell a girl about your past, it's good to say, "God, I was such a pimp back then."
86.Here's a good trick. Tell a girl that you're going to leave and when you come back, you want her naked, sprawled on the bed. Leave, and go into her
dad's room and tell him he should go check on his daughter. Then drive like hell.
87.If a girl breaks up with you because you're in love with someone else, she has no right to be upset. Because, you know, she's the one who wanted to end the relationship.
88.The best sex position is you, lying face up... and twenty girls on top.
89.Practice your blank stare.
90.Spend your spare time thinking of excuses and shove them up your ass. Then, whenever you need one, you can pull it out of your ass.
91.If you ever forced to show emotion, just pick random emotions like rage and lust and insanity and display them at random, inconvenient times. You won't be asked to do it again.
92.If you are asked to do something you really don't want to do, first try your manly best to get out of it. If that doesn't work, go ahead and do what you were asked to do, but complain that you don't know how to do it and continuously ask questions on how to do each little part. If no one rushes in to do it for you yet, finish the job in the most half-assed way you possibly can and then say, "See?? I told you I couldn't do it." Eventually, people will stop asking you to do things.
93.Work out day and night to make your body even more beautiful than it already is. When people ask if you've been working out, say things like, "No, Baby, I was born like this!"
94.Do not listen to "pussy music" such as Erasure, Color Me Badd, or Oldies.
95.Beer. Then more beer.
96.Scratch your balls. See if you can embarrass people.
97.One word:football!
98.Real men beat up others who are inferior. I mean, we don't want the inferior of the species to get to reproduce ever, do we???
99.Ditch your girlfriend for an occasional night or five out with "The Gang".
100.Admit nothing, deny everything, demand proof.

ouch my eye is twitching...it hurts really bad....

okie dokie im bored and i was reading this chiks thingys on her page and these 1's really related to me:
**i'm sorry i have gotten in the way. i thought you really cared. i'm sorry for loving you as i thought you loved me. i didn't mean to get in the way. i didn't mean what i meant to say, i thought we had something. i'm sorry for thinking like i do. i will leave you now, but i'm still caring even if you don't. i'm sorry i don't have your heart anymore as i once thought i did. i hope she cares for it well, as i once thought i did. we had something...so i thought. i'm sorry for entering your life...forgive me.**

**he loved me,i didn't care,i love him,he doesn't care. why can't it work?you once thought it could but now when you have the chance you change your mind. what is it?did i do something wrong to make you change your mind about what you once thought about me?i need you to love me like you once did.i long for your love while you look the other way.**

im in intro to bus. just got back from lunch. sitting here bored listening to a review. i saw eric at lunch...hes realy hot. lol. i really need to talk him...but i cant. christine told me he thought i was hot...YAY! god im so bored and tired. and i cant hear like at all cuz i have a cold and my ears are stuffed up...poo...

i just watched lizzie maguire and she totally just got her heart broken by this dude he she totally loved, he dumped her for another girl. and her best friend gordo (guy) was totally there for u...i so can relate...in a way...sorta...lol...yeah but i totally was crying for lizzie...ah now im all depressed.

my weekend wasn't very exciting...on sat. i went shopping at mockingbird station with my grandma and mom. i picked out stuff i wanted for xmas. and thats about as exciting as it got. cuz i got grounded on friday...bleh...

ok...i have not written in forever...so i wil just start with the most exciting thing that has happened lately. I went to the Ataris, Sugarcult, Rufio, Autopilot Off concert on Dec. 4. yay. it was soooooooooo awesome. omg it was the best. ok, well, me, ashley and megan al got to Deep Ellum live (where the concer was) 2 hours early and omg it was SO COLD outside and so we were standing out there freezing our butts off when all of a sudden guess who walks out of the door...THE LEAD SINGER OF THE ATARIS. me and ashley just kinda spazzed out and stood there and admired the god standing in front of us and didn't say a word, and be4 we knew it he was gone. i'm upset i didn't stay nething to him....poo...but its all good cuz i got to see the amazing god about 4 ft from me. lol...FINALLY after FOREVER after waiting outside in the cold we went inside..and i got a ataris shirt, a ataris hoody, a ataris belt, a rufio shirt, and a autopiot off shirt lol. then we went and sat on a wall near the stage (we wanted to hear the music and se the bands not mosh) and then autopilot off came on stage, they were really good. then came rufio, they were also great. then sugarcult and they were great. THEN CAME THE ATARIS. yes they are truely gods and every1 shud worship them. they were SO GREAT! and omg just great, really there r no words to describe how great they were. and the lead singer hurt his ankle during the concert but he still cam back out after they were done and played a few more songs. including one called "my reply" about a girl that wrote him a letter and she was gonna die and he wrote a song about his reply, it was really good. then the concer was over -tear-. BUT...we stayed after for awhile and we got to meet the bass player from Rufio (<-really cool) and the guitar player (marco i think is his name) from sugarcult, they were both really cool and i got picz with them. then as we were outside this guy from autopilot off took a pic of me, ashley, and megan for the autopilot offwebsite. yay. well it was a great night.

then on friday...
i went to the kissmas jingle ball with melissa and christine and it was fun. before the cncert we met these two guys they were nice. then we met this band that they had singing in the park. and one of the cute ones came up to me and talked to me. i was like yay lol. then came the concert...the artists there weren't ne1 i really liked it was avril lavigne (hahaha), destinys child, camron, o town and sumothers... destinys child was good and it was funny hen beyonce fell down the stairs hahahahaha...and avril was ok, not as bad as i thought she wwas gonna be, but i wasn't realy listening i was to mesmerized at how hot her band is lol. and the other bands we jsut ok (nothing compared to the ataris AT ALL) and then Ryan Cabrerra came on. he is such a nice (not to mention hot guy) i had met him earlier in the summer. he was good.

BUY YOUR HAND HELD TIFFIE POT BOT TODAY! Addicting, portable, and a whole lotta sexiness thats expensive yet affordable! ~On Sale Now~ (right viviee???)

**viviee advertising the tiffie bot to andrew lol**

SpasticViv: AimGangster87: whats a tiffie pot bot?
SpasticViv: SpasticViv: hand held appliances
SpasticViv: its gunna be big
SpasticViv: u think they're readyy? lol
SpasticViv: AimGangster87: btu whats it mean
SpasticViv: its a tiffie pot bot
SpasticViv: addicting daily hand held appliance
SpasticViv: comes with fashion tips and daily "Tiffie outlooks on life"
SpasticViv: im telling you .. its gunna be BIG
SpasticViv: AimGangster87: sure
SpasticViv: u dont believe me?
AimGangster87: smile and nod
SpasticViv: okay i'll be sippin on my lemonade next to my trillion dollar mansion lounging next to my huge forest pool complete with slides (like an amusent park) and i wont let u come to my cool slip n slide parties!
SpasticViv: neither will tiffie! cuz she'll be livin next door in the other big trillion dollar mansion!! AND SHES GUNNA HAV ABERCROMBIE MODELS OVER EVERYDAY!!
SpasticViv: teenagers .lol

i was reading this phobia list and i'm going to share the funniest 1's i found:
Arachibutyrophobia is the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth
Arrhenphobia is the fear of men
Anuptaphobia is the fear of stayin single
Aurophobia fear of gold
aulophobia fear of flutes
Autodysomophobia fear of people that smell bad
Cacophobia fear of ugliness (HAHA)
Chrometophobiafear of money (what the heck?)
Coprastasophobia fear of constipation(hahahaha)
Didaskaleinophobia fear of going to school (yeah i think i'm gonna tell my teacher i have that lol)
Ephebiphobia fear of teenagers (hahahaha)
Eurotophobia fear of female genitalia (so i'm guessing girls can't have this?wow that wud be weird)
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia fear of long words (lol how ironic, a long word as the name of the phobia)
Medorthophobiafear of an erect penis (hahahaha)
Testophobia fear of taking test (i think i have that lol)
Venustraphobiafear of beautiful women (how weird)
**there was other funny ones, buti got sick of copy and pasting...lol these r funny though**

HAppY ThAnXGIVING!

this convo is refeering to the pernina dog show and bloopbloopbuthole and studmuffingogo winning it (changed the names for pissy factor reasons)

SpasticViv: yanno studmuffingogo and bloopbloopbuthole could win first place in this
StarEyedForever: hahahahah!
SpasticViv: oo look at the big ugly fluffy fat dog
SpasticViv: ah studmuffingogo
SpasticViv: and look at that small dog thats dick is bigger than the dog itself
SpasticViv: yes thats bloopbloopbuthole
SpasticViv: lol

a convo between two very wise girls
SpasticViv: ah
SpasticViv: philospher tiffie toes
StarEyedForever: ah
SpasticViv: i like that
StarEyedForever: lol...
SpasticViv: its like
SpasticViv: the words of tiffie
SpasticViv: u could be the next confusius
StarEyedForever: hahaha! awesome
SpasticViv: Tiffie says "Vivie is the greatest chika ever"
SpasticViv: ahh, good vivie
SpasticViv: i mean tiffie
SpasticViv: lol
SpasticViv: goood tiffie *pet pet*
StarEyedForever: haha dork
StarEyedForever: i cud just see it
SpasticViv: u with a big silly fluffly robe
SpasticViv: *(in style ofcourse)*
StarEyedForever: in history books will say "Tiffie Toes, the philosopher" and it will show a picture of me with a big filly fluffy robe (in hot pink of course and in style) and every1 will be like, boy wasn't she great
SpasticViv: with a bandana on ur head and a gift card to (insert favorite store name here) in ur right hand that ur wavin around
StarEyedForever: HAHA!
SpasticViv: and ur awl weee look at me
SpasticViv: and daily
StarEyedForever: i'll be a household name
SpasticViv: u'll annouce stylish new looks and whose having the best sale that day
SpasticViv: lol u'll be a household appliance
SpasticViv: technology today we could make u hand held
StarEyedForever: hahaha appliance?
StarEyedForever: haha!
SpasticViv: *hides* multiple tiffies is scary
StarEyedForever: man, every1 will love me and michael will relaly want me then, but i'll be like BOOOYAAHHHH!
SpasticViv: actually ud probably be like
StarEyedForever: haha cudn;'t u imagine a bunch of lil robots of me runnign around be all philosophish..lol
SpasticViv signed off at 12:08:35 PM.
SpasticViv signed on at 12:08:38 PM.
StarEyedForever: !!!
SpasticViv: but on the good side.. there will be enough to go around .. hott guy here, hott guyyy there.. vivie on the side;-)
SpasticViv: lol
StarEyedForever: hahahah definatly
SpasticViv: mhmm sexi sexi
StarEyedForever: and michael will want 1, but he is banned from gettin the great and wonderful tiffie toes philosopher robot thingy
SpasticViv: lol i could imagine its like jingle awl the way
SpasticViv: he keeps tryin to get one and their awl sold out
StarEyedForever: HAHA!
SpasticViv: and hes awl waitin in lines and sleepin infront of stores
StarEyedForever: yeah, cuz i wuyd be in such great demand
SpasticViv: and then the ending scene would be him dieing while tryin to get one from an eastside kid and he like shoots michael
StarEyedForever: HA!
StarEyedForever: HAHA!
SpasticViv: :-P
StarEyedForever: and he is all sad up in heavcen cuz he never got 1
StarEyedForever: cuz we all know every1 wants a tiffany robot
SpasticViv: and then god punishes him
StarEyedForever: for being mean to tiffie
SpasticViv: by like putting on infront of him that he'll never reach and he keeps running after it
SpasticViv: lol
StarEyedForever: HAHAHA!
SpasticViv: well if hes nething like my luck with ryan he'll be awl *turns back* oo no im too cool fer a tiffie-bot
SpasticViv: imma studdddd
StarEyedForever: haha!
SpasticViv: and then wise tiffiebot hears him
StarEyedForever: and beats him with a shovel
StarEyedForever: lol
SpasticViv: and tells awl the gurlies to stay away from that hermaphrodite Michael Sandlin
SpasticViv: and so everyone leaves him and hes not pimptastic
StarEyedForever: hermaphrodite! hahaa isn't that a person who has sex with dead people? lol
StarEyedForever: yeah, and is all cuz he was mean to the wise and great tiffie pot
StarEyedForever: *bot
SpasticViv: no one that has both female and male reproductive organs
SpasticViv: lol
StarEyedForever: hhahaha!
SpasticViv: TIFFIE POT AHAHAHAHAHA
SpasticViv: THATS GREAT
SpasticViv: ADDICTIVE HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCE
SpasticViv: THE TIFFIE POTBOT!
SpasticViv: :-P
SpasticViv: omigosh we're getting together and taping a commerical
StarEyedForever: ok here is my slogan "the great and wonderful and wise tiffiepotbot, the great addictive household appliance which makes u happy and is a philosopher"
StarEyedForever: oh yes we r
SpasticViv: we'll get justin piles to play michael sandlin
StarEyedForever: haha gross
SpasticViv: and hav him sitting in a robe with a pipe with awl these chickas holding lil tiffie bots
SpasticViv: and awl the sudden wise tiffie goes STAY AWAY FROM HERMAPHRODITE DORKIUS MICHAEL SANDLIN
StarEyedForever: and all the girls run away screaming
StarEyedForever: and michael crys..
StarEyedForever: it will be grand
SpasticViv: and they awl get up and leave and this nasty slut 2 dollar hoe *played by a cheerleader*
SpasticViv: and hes awl Nooooooooo
StarEyedForever: i want the wise tiffiebot
SpasticViv: i shouldve been nicer to the tiffie
SpasticViv: and now i hav payeeeed
StarEyedForever: exacly...
StarEyedForever: cuz now tiffiebot has made him SAD :'(
SpasticViv: now i must hav sex with this 2 dollar whore
SpasticViv: *pullsout 2 dollars*
SpasticViv: lol
StarEyedForever: adn tiffiebot is happy cuz she gets all the guys and stuff
StarEyedForever: and every1 loves me
SpasticViv: Yesssssss
SpasticViv: :-)
SpasticViv: PURINA DOG SHOW lol

10 reasons i love being a girl
1.you don't get called gay when u act fru-fru and stuff
2.you are closer to your friends
3.MAKEUP!
4.get to be fashionable without being called gay
5.don't have to make the moves.
6.guys have to open the door for us.
7.sit down and pee.
8.SHOPPING!
9.don't always have to pay.
10.get to be lazy, take a bubble bath, and eat ice cream for no reason!
11.have a reason to be mean (PMS)

went and saw harry potter 2day! it was really good. i think i love harry! hes so cute! lol! anyways...im really tired, not sure why...hmm...well yay 2marrow is thanksgiving, i have a reason to eat! lol!

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oh god i have really bad grades in algebra- 69 and in intro to bus-70...eeeK!

I'm in intro to business. just got back from lunch. im really tired. taylor needs to quit reading this out loud. lol. anyways...blake and nathan called me ugly at lunch *tear*. but that was after i told them they were losers with no friends. so its all good. well im gonna go do work

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*Favorite Song- i like a lot of songs...but i do really like the song i.o.u one galaxy- the ataris
*Band-the ataris, finch, rufio, yellowcard, and much more...
*Boyfriend- none
*Best Friend-christine
*Mood-really tired
*Place-home
*Fav. Movie-road trip
*Hottest guy(s)-TOSH TOWNEND...he is the hottest ever and don't argue with me.


Last...
*Last person you called- um..uh..
*Last person that called you- uh...
*Last guy you kissed-chris at the newfoundglory/finch concert
*Last Movie you saw-um..the ring...i think...
*Last thing you ate-angel food cake

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omg i had a dream about tosh townend last nite. lol. in the dream me, my mom, and some girls i don't think even know (but i knew them in my dream) went on a road trip to somewhere that snows. and we were in this christmas village type place, and it was really cold. well we were shopping and i got supparated from my "friends" and i went to this skateboard shop and low and behold tosh townend was there, exept he had sorta long dark brown hair opposed to his normally blonde hair. well i was like omg tosh townend! and he was like tiffany! and i was like "you remember my name" and he goes "of course" and then we made out for like ever. and i woke up. i think that was a REALLLY good dream lol. but that cud only happen in my dreams...hehehe...

anyways...yesturday i was in susie's quince ana(when a mexican girl turns 15). i had to wake up @ 8 so i cud go get my hair and makeup done. my hair looked pretty cute (i got it done at toni and guy) and my makeup was pretty good, i thought it was a bit much though and ended up wiping some off and i felt naked without my eyeliner lol. then i put on my dresss and went to the church. then we did the church service. then off to the reception <--the fun part lol. anyways, at the reception we had to wait entil we did our presentation to dance, because it was against tradition. anways, in the presentation i totally messed up like 100000 times.a nd when i went down the dance line i looked like such a retard lol. very embarassing. nothing like a white girl that can't dance attempting to dance like a mexican. lol. then after the presentation we had to do a bunch of tradition stuff and they showed this slide show and OMG mrs. garcia (susie's mom) put like 5 pictures of me and susies when we were really young in the slide show, i thought i was gonna die. well there was one from me and susie from galvestion and that wasn't that bad. but then came the one from 6th grade, i looked like a boy with hair in a ponytail, it was horrible i can't believe i ever let meself look like that. then there was a few others and i just can't believe i ever looked THAT bad. lol. after that we danced forawile, well christine, zach, melissa made me dance with them, even though my feet hurt REALLY bad from my high heels and i really can't dance. so every once in a while i'd go sit with zach day and denice and we'd eat cake. lol. christine wasn;t feeling very well poor beanie, but she is a really good dancer especially for a white girl.lol.well it was fun...

Im in intro to bus. and im bored. and taylor and brent r stupid. and now brent is hitting on taylor lol. neways...i feel really bad. i wasn't going to come to school today, but my mom made me. taylor keeps reading this out loud and its annoying and he keeps correcting me on my spelling and grammer, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

hm...seems that when i tried to put my pic on here in my last post i made a horizontal line....ahh im so dumb

WHO DO YOU LIKE: michael
WHO LIKES YOU: i dunno, but def not the person i wish did. :/
WHAT ANNOYS YOU: a lot of things
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO: huh? lol
WHO IS 1 PERSON YOU NEVER GET SICK OF: michael lol
WHO IS 1 PERSON YOU WOULD MARRY TOMORROW: michael. as much as he doesnt want to hear it and that wud be scary lol
DO YOU SLEEP ON YOUR BACK, BELLY OR SIDE: depends
WHAT WOULD YOU TAKE IF YOU WERE STUCK ON A DESERT ISLAND: my computer and an everylasting supply of internet/comuter power lol
WHO WOULD YOU TAKE: michael -wink wink-
DO YOU LIKE WATER: yesss
WHAT PLACE ARE YOU LIKE A KID IN A CANDY STORE: nordstroms
IF YOU COULD KISS 1 PERSON BEFORE YOU DIE WHO WOULD IT BE: tosh townend...again...lol
WHAT'S THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO ON A DATE: there are a lot of things i cud name
IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU...
01. CRIED: no...suprise suprise
02. BOUGHT SOMETHING: yes i got a grilled chicken sandwich at burger king, and picked up my picz from the concert
03: GOTTEN SICK: YES! i was home 2day from school
04: SANG: yup
05. EATEN: yeah i had a taco
06. BEEN KISSED: on the cheek by my dad...and on sunday i got kissed lol
07. FELT STUPID: yes, i screwed up my webpage
08. MET SOMEONE NEW: yeah
09. MOVED ON: nope...still havent moved on
10. TALK TO AN EX: yeah...quite a few
11. MISSED AN EX: yes
12. TALKED TO SOMEONE: yeah...on aim...but i havent spoken for a few hours..my throat hurts

||*lets learn a bit about ME*||

who: Tiffany Wiffany Biffany Poo

where: Dallas, texas

birthday: April 21

distinguishing features: light brown hair, greenish brownish eyesish, 5'5, i most always wear jeans, a pig like nose, black eyeliner! hehe!

likes: stars. michael. reading peoples blogs. pictures. shopping. thrift stores. the dart rail. magazines. diet pepsi twist. pink. tosh townend. daria. AIM. finding random things on the web. snow. writing. you. my cat bingo. red. eyeliner. hot guys. sweet guys. california. friends. jeans. the ataris. random weird people. fast forward. pajamas. funny people. being eve. sleeping. noggin. nice people.

dislikes: mean people. hot humid days where you feel like you are walking through syrup. markers. dogs. beige. being too cold. dumb ignorant people. mean people. people who don't talk. people who won't listen. when people burp in ur face. people who are 2 brutally honest. mervins. marshalls. sears. anime. plucking eyebrows.

music: Ataris. Finch. Further Seems Forever. sublime. NOFX. less than jake. yellowcard. rufio. sugarcult. something corporate. new found glory. the used. autopilot off. screeching weasel. mest. and much much more...

books: Kick Me. the whole english series of angus, thongs and full frontal snogging.harry potter.moon goddess series. ect..

movies: road trip. jackass the movie. wild america. american pie 1 and 2. orange county. peter pan.

|Im bored so im sloganizing my name|

If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Tiffany.
Wouldn't You Rather Be Tiffany?
Turn Loose The Tiffany.
It's A Bit Of A Tiffany.
Give the Dog a Tiffany.
Tiffany, Take Me Away.
You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of Tiffany On Your Knife.

|ok enough of that go here to try ur name: http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid:	High
Schizoid:	Low
Schizotypal:	Moderate
Antisocial:	High
Borderline:	Moderate
Histrionic:	Very High
Narcissistic:	Very High
Avoidant:	Moderate
Dependent:	Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive:	High
-- Click Here To Take The Test --

i was sick 2day, so i didn't go 2 school. i made a webpage...it sux tho. lol. my throat hurts reallly realllyyyy bad. like realy really. but im pretty sure im going tos chool 2marrow. i hate algebra, i jsut don't get it grrr! anways...im bored so im gonna go watch algebra

eeek! who will murder mee! EEEKkkKK! -runs away screaming-

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Im in intro to bus...(seems like i always write when im in this class). today im reallllyyy tired. still trying to recover from the past weekend. Friday i went to megan bday party and we had a scavenger hunt at the mall, lol it was fun, exept the fact that my group came in last place. then sat...ummm wut did i do sat...OH YEAH me, my mom and my brother went shopping. then me and my mom saw 8 mile <--really good! then i went to the movies with a bunch of people, but me, justin, lindey, and michael all went to go see the ring while everyone else went sumwhere else. the ring was SOOOO scary, im still paranoid that im gnna die. lol. anyways...sunday was the best EVER! i went to the new found glory/finch/something corporate/further seems forever concert! it was the best! i went with kelly, ashley, erin, kelsey, steph, amber, megan, katelin, and leslie. but i kinda lost all my church friends and me, kelly, ashley, megan and katelin all stayed together. i got 2 shirts; a finch one, and a new found glory tour shirt. me ashley and kelly waited an hour in line (we cutted so we cud get on the floor) we were packed together like the people were packed into the boxcars in the holocaust (seriously) we were al a bit 2 close, but there was A LOT of hot guys lol. anyways we got wrist bands so we got onto the floor. it was SO AWESOME! Further Seems Forever went first, and they rocked. then something corporate and they r realllllyyy hot and really good. then came Finch OMG THEY WERE SOOOO GREAT and hott. but the mosh pit got really rough when they came on and megan like fainted and kelly lost her shoes. so kelly,katelin, and megan al left the pit and me and ashley stayed, cuz finch rocks. i seriously thought i was gonna die though. i got kicked a lot in the face by people crowd surfing! anyways...when new found glory came on the pit got REALY rough. we stayed in there for a lil while, but i fell and it was scary so me, chris, and ashley left the pit. (we met chris in line..hes really cool) so we just listened to new found glory from the seats and we could see them really well. then chad (the bass player for new found glory)_came running around were we were and i hugged him...that made me really happy lol, cuz i love chad...new found glory was pretty good. then after the concert chad (from nfg) went down in the pit to look for his necklace that fel off when he crown surfed, so of course i went down there to see him...i touched him a few times haha...i love him....anyways the concert was great!

just got back from lunch...still in intro to bus. man i have so much free time in this class lol its so pointless. i got my report card back. didn't get very good grades eeek! neways...ewwy i had union rings @ lunch, they were SOO gross, now i have like this onion taste in my mouth ewwwyy! omg gracie has the coolest lip gloss, its like bonne bell sour stuff. yum i put it on then licked it all off lol.

Im in intro to bus rite now. so bored. taylor is reading this and he needs to stop. lol. neways...im soooooo tired but YAY its friday! im going to megans party 2nite, i got her an ataris ticket for her bday! yay! omg only 3 days till the new found glory concert, i can;t wait! YAY! omg wut am i going to wear? lol...

blahness...

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oh yeah...josh now cals me Emo kid cuz im always whining and upset about sumthin. SO NOT TRUE! lol

::CURRENTLY::
X.Favorite guy: celebrity wise- Tosh Townend (of course!)
X.Best Friend: Christine
X.Mood: Sad
X.Favorite Band: Ataris
X.Favorite Song: I.O.U. One Galaxy, the Ataris
X. Looking Forward To: The New Found Glory and the Ataris concerts
X.What i'm doing: Sitting in Intro to Business being bored listening to brent talk about cars
X. Favorite Brand: Paul Frank and Urban Outfitters
X. newest nick name: Emo Kid
X. Favorite TV show: Gilmore girls or 8 rules for dating my teenage daughter
X. Things that annoy me: When sum1 just won't listen

And thats the update on tiffany!

im in intro to bus. ahhh...boring...lalala...fluncked a math quiz 2day got a 42. ah that sux. mmh...nuttin to write. i miss michael. lol. nuthin real exciting goin on in my life, especially since im @ school. OH MY GOD im going to the ataris, rufio, sugarcult concert on dec. 4! and this weekend im going to the newfound glory, finch, something corporate concert! YAY! the ataris have now become my favorite band cuz i can relate to their music lol. gonna go work now...

Im in comm. apps. i hate my group...gotta go

yeah i was right michael doesn't care about me...he doesn't want to be friends nemore cuz "i've changed"...wow i never knew ne1 i cared about so much cud hurt me as much as he jsut did. i just cant stop crying...it hurts so much. i think i'll go now.

i don't think michael even cares about me at all nemore...

still in intro to bus......god it seems like i've been writing about michael a lot lately

Im in Intro. To business rite now. boring. we r working on power point presentations and brent is doing all the work. haven't talked to michael all day. dun know why. he's sitting across the room from me. hmm...maybe we jsut weren't ment to be friend...blahnes...

yes...im pretty sure me and michael r in a fight. hm...wonder why. neways..on friday i spent the night @ lindsey's YAY (hey lindsey haha snort) we had fun being random and crying our eyes out to a walk to remember and prank calling michael, jack, and grant. oh yeah oh those lil twisty hair curler thingys DON"T work, i tried them. last nite, me and christine (bean) went to the movies. we were suppose to meet grant and michael up there, but they came up there with michaels older bro (who sorta looks like michael but OMG HE SUCH BE A MODEL lol) jack, and camron and since they cudn't get into jackass they just ditched us to go out to eat. yeah christine was pretty mad since grant is her boyfriend and i was very upset for various reasons. but, thats ok we had fun with out them and went and saw white oleander, we didn't finish it cuz we had to leave. ugh, im tired...i had to wake up early cuz me, ashley, megan, katelin, and courtney r going up to plano sports center to get shirts made for new found glory. yay. ITS NEXT SUNDAY ONLY A WEEK AWAY! also, hopefully christine is gettin those strokes tix for next sat. cuz i wanna go sooooo bad. AHH the lead singer of the strokes is mad fine. i wish michael wud talk to me...rawrness...